the signs. The jist of the rules was that any bag carried on the tour could not be any larger than about a normal sized camera bag. The guidelines ruled out bookbags, diaper bags, tote bags, and even camera straps. I am not sure why all of these things were not allowed, as if a tourist might go on a sudden rampage and decide to strangle someone with his camera neck strap. But I suppose it is better to be safe than sorry.

After I parked my car, I had to walk to the Coors shuttle bus station, where the bus picks up tourists about every 10 minutes, t

hen shuttles them around downtown and points out places of interest and historical significance while telling groaner jokes in between the places with the memorized tour operator lines.

After 5 minutes of history, the shuttle drives back into the Coors complex in the directions that I had tried to enter before. After a long drive to the way back of the parking lot, the driver stops us and people start getting out. We all aimlessly wander into a large door and immediately get jammed into a crowd of people congregating around something,